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smilesthatlie:

oh snap

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That moment when you haven't seen your bestfriend in forever ⇢

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Life is now complete

omfg

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

…

my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED

I TOTALLY WANT TO DO THIS TO MY CAR :O

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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

kiddblink:

kats-in-space:

PINK!

PINK

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judge: so why did you do it?
serial killer: YOLO!
jury: well he has a valid point
judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because yolo

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